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Another white boy in this movie? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! They gotta break into Provasik now. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary What more could two guys from New Jersey want? You can't take it back. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Jay: Who's watching these babies? Uh, Chaka? Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Half's not enough? After an expedient exodus . Chrissy: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? [appears out of nowhere] They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Jay: Stars: That's the ape. Brodie: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". I told you that restraining order was a good idea. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Jay: Oh my God. There's a script for this movie? What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Reco'nize. Angel Jay: Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. You chug that ass cock, baby. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Baby Jay: NO! [slightly amused] Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. nOmArch - Fanedit.org Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Jay: You know what? Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. P.S. All The Easter Eggs (We Could Find) In Jay & Silent Bob Reboot - Movies Jay: That was an incredibly daring escape! Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". [to Banky] YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. When, Lord when? Silent Bob: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. the wrong way. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Devil Jay: And for the record, I ain't gay. Hitchhiker: This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Banky: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. She's also a main character in the movie. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Yeah, well. Okay, Fucky? Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Hey, wait a second! Well, *you're* in love. Whillenholly: Whillenholly: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net Jay: [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. No the clit is real. Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. It's never "Hey! Randal Graves: Hey! , none of you little fucks out there. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. (failed) Yeah, you do that. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Wow! Holden: [clears throat] Here's your coffee sir. And you know what they do to you in jail. Get that shit the fuck out of here. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? This job just passed the point of no return! It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Don't change the subject. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! [to Silent Bob] Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Jay: Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Holden: Holy shit. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Shaggy: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Action, Gus or what? [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Jay: It incorporates all cent. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Jay: Come on, Silent Bob. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Alchetron, the free social encyclopedia [to Silent Bob] Brent: You put your dick in a pie! Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Chaka: Whillenholly: You should be. Fred: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. It was just a tranquilizer. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Goals Steal Jewels. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Gus Van Sant: Holy Fuck! What a motherfucker, man! You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Jay: Jay: Jay: Jay: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Fuck them up their stupid asses. Daphne: Wes? ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. You're doubling me, obviously. COMMANDER! . See? Five hours and not a single ride. Sorry, Justice. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors Damn yous! Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! [to Gus Van Sant] The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Of course. . Sheriff: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Jay: It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Jay: Brodie: Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Jay's Mother: When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Chaka Luther King: Oh my God. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Hooper: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. She is TOO fine! Let's kick 'em out! She doesn't want to go back to the lab. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Angel Jay: We've got a mystery to solve! Look, man. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Brent: Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Silent Bob: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Jay: Well, FUCK that. Matt Damon: Hitchhiker: Jay: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Duck, pie fucker! Check this shit out. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Jason Biggs: Jay : What buzz? Cast and Crew . It's really a fucking drag. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. [Jay nods. Whillenholly: Holden: Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Went to film school. Jay: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Jules Asner: And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. You gotta do the safe picture. Brent: Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Oh Yeah! Jay: That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Jason Biggs: Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - YouTube Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Jay: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Chaka: Oh Yeah! Jay: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes Reg Hartner: Willenholly: I know it's in there! Fuckin' smokin'! After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Brent: I AM THE C.L.I.T. They don't? Make it fast and sexy. You see! Sheep are beautiful creatures. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Willenholly: So? The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! James Van Der Beek: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. I'll give you half of what I make. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Girls like that kinda shit. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Right. Nothing. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. This guy'll suck your dick. Yeah, for Joey, man. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Banky: Banky: Whillenholly: Jay: James Van Der Beek: Un-ban us. List of films with post-credits scenes - Wikipedia Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. I was a guard. Jay: Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Jay: Thank you and enjoy the show. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Jay: Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. This isn't fair! Sissy: Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Tropedia | Fandom There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. Holden: Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. What do we do with them now? Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Would you stop saying that? Especially you. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. The hell with this. Steve-Dave Pulasti: [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. 8.2 . That's right. Chrissy: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] What are we gonna do? YO! Actually, there's a funny story behind that. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. [his first words] Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). A monkey? Thank you again and enjoy the show. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained - Looper.com The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Chaka's Production Assistant: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Read . . Jason Biggs: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Hey, little man! Jay's Mother: Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Chaka Luther King: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay: Matt Damon: Who'd pay to see that? I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. The C.L.I.T. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Jay: Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Jay: See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jay: Justice: These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! View Askewniverse - Wikipedia When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Cock-Knocker: Whillenholly: Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Silent Bob's Mother: Gus? Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. As nasty as you want to be, papi. [slaps it out his hands] Packed. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Teen #1: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Oh sweet irony! Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube [appears out of nowhere] Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Banky: Brent: Chaka: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. See production, box office & company info. Brenda? Comedy. Kevin Smith - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (script) | Genius We've gotta go. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Hey! And on that note, we cue the music. But funny. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Chaka's Production Assistant: Ben Affleck: And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Go to hell, Pacey! The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Yeah, sis. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Fuck you, you already said half. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. He LOVES the cock. Jay: Then taste it. James Van Der Beek: Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. Jay: Jay: Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Or House Party 3. Will you fuck me when you get out? Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Holden: Well, maybe he just has manners. Jay: It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. - Niggaz With Puppets. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. I make that shit work. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Then I rub my nose with it. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com [to Silent Bob] Jay: Jay's Mother: To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Hey. Chrissy: When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Gay, straight it's all the same now. Tell him, Steve-Dave. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding.